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find ~/irclogs -name "#threecheeks.*" \
-exec grep -e ".*changed\ the\ topic\ of.*" {} \; \
| sed -e 's/^.*changed\ the\ topic\ of\ #ThreeCheeks\ to\://' \
> ~/tmp/topics.txt
emacs-client ~/tmp/topics.txt

Edit, edit, edit, tick, tick, tick, DING! See the shocking results…

• i will only communicate via topic changes for the rest of the day
• Poetic Rebel Sheep: Bleatniks!
• Snakes on a Plane followed by spear throwing in Harpswell. Buy your life insurance now!
• 1030a Portland Coffee Roasters. Bring your own projectiles. Only Wussies Fear Rain
• Stop blaming Austin; start blaming god!
• Wandering expounding dumbasses are peripathetic.
• Goat Anus Pizza is Not Really Food.
• “Perhaps the appendix is already out doctor” the nurse said peering dubiously over his shoulder. “I saw a little scar.”
• Steam is the new black. I still remember when it was new black last time…
• ThreeCheeks has chunks of guys like you in its stool.
• There are 182,000 Threecheeks-related deaths every day in the United States
• Shut up foo! Or, I’ll trow you in the microwave and make you explode!
• December 22 is Global Orgasm Day!
• Blibdoolpoolp
• “Are you stuggling with the dark force, or are you just fooling around?”
• Bastard Toadflax serves Zombie Hand Martinis at Happy Hour
• If he’d stop, the glaciers would recede and the continental mass would be buoyed upward by hope and melt with love.
• 5 or 6 chicken, 16 sheepish carnivores, 2 astral projections of nef, 1 brooding omnipresence
• 5 or 6 chicken, 16 sheepish carnivores, 2 astral projections of chicken, 1 brooding omnipresent chicken
• 5 or 6 chicken, 16 sheepish carnivores, 2 astral projections of chicken, 1 brooding omnipresent chicken. chicken
• 5 or 6 chicken, 16 sheepish carnivores, 2 astral projections of chicken, 1 brooding omnipresent chicken. chicken. chicken.
• 5 or 6 chicken, 16 sheepish carnivores, 2 astral projections of chicken, 1 brooding omnipresent chicken. chicken. chicken. also chicken.
• 5 or 6 numerically dyslexic statisticians, 4 slightly used deepdish pizzas, 3.5 carnival creeps eating soylent green pastries, 2 inflexible contortionists wearing pastel pasties, 12 partial birth abortions, and a mountain of monochrome monitors
• 5 or 6 numerically dyslexic statisticians, 4 slightly used deepdish pizzas, 3.5 carnival chickens eating chicken flavored soylent green pastries, 2 inflexible contortionists wearing chicken pasties, 12 partial chicken birth abortions, and a mountain of monochrome monitors with chicken.
• I PREFER ZANA’S PIG PIES
• Special Today: Whispy Rhino Flatulence!
• Special Today: Whispy Rhino Butt Flan
• Get your Nigerian Dwarf Dairy bucklings and wethers!
• Girls are like Voltron, the more you stick together, the better it gets (at eclipsic’s request)
• Operation Wrinkled Clam is underway. Don’t tell eclipsic!
• I do to you now the enormous hurt!
• get crazy with the ghee wiz!
• Shiver my timber!
• Clammuffin
• Hullabaloo
• [space intentionally left blank]
• Assninja!
• “Bardolatry” is my word of the day
• Self-Loathing level: 10.2
• Mazirian sets the conflict to: “Make jjk game this Sunday!”
• Happy Towel Day
• Traveller grognards unite!
• bobman is a lunchtease!
• Let’s jump out of planes this Summer.
• I bet you 10 togrogs that nef join/parts while I’m in the bathroom…
• Professor HooDoo Guru and Mama Tongue’s Mardi Gras Zombies!
• Professor HooDoo Guru and Mickey the Finn in: The Nazi Mechanauts and the Psychic Death Ray!
• nef: the most useful and the least noisy of any living person
• Who’s frobnicating?
• 77 bookmarks from 4, 4 from 77, mourn the women of the sabines.
• 77 cyborg baboons
• Mugglefest Leprosy
• The Andalusian Pantyfish Conjecture!
• Zipper Wookie!
• The Frog Vomit Revelation
• The Frog Vomit Rebellion
• The Frog Vomit Marching Band!
• The Frog Vomit Temptation.
• Hippopotomonstrosesquipedalianism!
• Spifflicated
• Jasmine Carmichael, the Dark Star of David.
• Dr. Blackwater’s Sable Lake Sisters against the Reptoid Space Zombies
• sockdolager
• the chocolate muffin of desire
• Fruit Spiral Weapon Jet fighter Map Sun Cappuccino
• Tetradontidae
• Who stole the kieska? Bod Dole stole the Kieska!
• “Don’t enter hexl-mode when the buffer in question is erc”
• “/-.-/..././.. .-./-/--/.-./.—”
• ./-/.../.././.-./. -/..../. -.../../.../.../.../..../../-, rather
• Three cheeks! http://coilhouse.net/wp-content/ccthreeb.jpg
• Intergalactic Booty Call
• PorkWhiz
• Head Cheez Whiz
• jjk uses the emacs hello-kitty color scheme.
• sporkmuffin

• For THIS I reinstalled Gaim?
• Observe bobmans’s pattern of perfection in all things and sacrifice a frog in his honor!
• Free Chai Wallah!
• The Cat’s Testicles
• Frank Onion Balls Of Fire!
• Corn Dogs Are A Force That Give Us Meaning
• It’s a logrotate party!
• show me your versioned filesystems
• Eclipsic – Now with Laser Cut Nipples
• JJK’s gibbering chthulu patches are immune to all attacks!
• Today’s hedonism level: 0.02 Caligulas and rising
• Today’s hedonism level: 2pi Caligulas and rising
• Today’s hedonism level: 2pi*.05 Caligulas and rising
• Today’s hedonism level: .37 Caligulas and rising
• For the last time, Minizilla does not symbolize eclipsic’s nuturing and caring nature!