« Here is the food system [of Lesotho, which has no currency]: If you have an excess of vegetables, put a green flag over your roundhouse hut. If you have an excess of meat, put up a red flag. And if you have an excess of beer, put up a yellow or white flag. After awhile, you’ll get an idea of who tends to have an excess of what, and you send them an instant message to see if they want to trade. By IM’ing, I mean you send one or two kids. I couldn’t stomach the pineapple beer they brew. However, their greens are excellent. »
—Joshua Levin at Goodeater.com
« I think, perhaps, that we are a nation as depressed as our economy. Everyone knows that in chronic depression, one of the first things to go is the sex drive. We must not let it destroy us. As Americans, we deserve better porn. If a MILF shall lead us, it will be to the dry desert of celibacy. Trust me. I’ve seen Palin porn. »
« Don’t we all want our food to be like bursts of fire and panting gladiators? »
« Aping urbanity
Oozing with vanity
Plump as a manatee
Faking humanity
Journalistic calamity
Intellectual inanity
Fox Noise insanity
You’re a profanity
Hannity »
— Ode to Sean Hannity, John Cleese
- somebody said: Lunch: penis & jelly sandwich on white bread, mac ‘n cheese. I am five years old.
- somebody said: there’s always cold penis sandwiches.
- somebody said: eating penis sandwiches and drinking decaf earl grey. So Happy
- somebody said: currently eating a ham cheese and penis sandwhich thinking how funny Kerian would look dressed as a pirate!
Twitter is Penis is obsessed with penis sandwiches.
A basis point (‰) is one one-hundredth of a percentage point—a fraction of a fraction. It’s used to describe a differential from an interest rate that is expressed as a percentage. Why am I only learning this now?